I was watching a porno and it was just this fat dude crying and jerking off
then I realised I hadn't turned my computer on yet
I just watched a broke, fat dude lick pizza grease from his shirt for 10 minutes straight.
I need to stop eating in front of the mirror.
Hey girl, I think this relationship is like a fat dude
Because it just won't work out
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