Long Covid Jokes - 4 Hilarious Long Covid Jokes

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Long Covid (NSFW)

A guy goes into the Doctor's office and says, "Ya know doc, I think I might have long Covid." The doc asks, "How so?" And the guy says, "Well, you know, I tested positive over 3 weeks ago. I'm still congested, I have a minor sore throat, and I'm really fatigued." He pauses while the doc scribbles...

I went to the doctor thinking i have long covid...

ME: Doctor, I think I have long covid

Doctor: have you lost your sense of taste..

ME: Definitely, I think listening to Michael Bolton is cool...

Two symptoms of coronavirus are brain fog and irritability

I’ve just realised I’ve had long covid since about 2001

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A Western Omelet

A retired man walks into his favorite diner after it just reopened from a long COVID-19 shuttering, eager to resume his daily routine of breakfast, coffee and reading the newspaper. A new waitress approaches greets him and explains that new contactless policy that eliminates the old plastic laminate...

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