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Medications Jokes

I got my medications mixed up.

I confused my anti-depressant medication with my erectile dysfunction medication. Life just keeps getting harder.

Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications

I Hope You're Happy!

Where does a Sharecropper go to pick up medications for his livestock?

At a farmacy!

Doctor - I finally figured out why your pain isn't going away. Even though these medications are called analgesics

They are supposed to be inserted in your mouth.

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I was trying to discuss dihorrhea medications with my friends

It ended shortly after they started talking crap.

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Medical joke...

I work in medicine and I've been getting a lot of emails and messages about counterfeit drugs coming into America. Apparently some medications are being sold in America that were made in backwoods factories and third world countries. The latest message I got from the FDA was to be on the lookout f...

After trying many medications, my uncle learned he is only happy when his wife is miserable

He now only takes auntie depressants.

I just found out that 23% of women are taking psyche medications.. I can't believe it...

That means 77% are walking around untreated.

Did you know that 38% of American women are on medications for being some form of crazy?

This is terrifying because that means that 62% of American women are walking around unmedicated!

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