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Medications Jokes

I got my medications mixed up.

I confused my anti-depressant medication with my erectile dysfunction medication. Life just keeps getting harder.

Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications

I Hope You're Happy!

Doctor - I finally figured out why your pain isn't going away. Even though these medications are called analgesics

They are supposed to be inserted in your mouth.

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I was trying to discuss dihorrhea medications with my friends

It ended shortly after they started talking crap.

A nurse went to the hospital for her first day on the job

Due to a miscommunication she did not know the name of the ward she had been assigned. Instead she was told to take medicine to the ward since the supervisor was running late

Upon reaching the spot, she saw there were only 3 men in the hospital beds. Starting her shift, she began to hand out ...

After trying many medications, my uncle learned he is only happy when his wife is miserable

He now only takes auntie depressants.

I just found out that 23% of women are taking psyche medications.. I can't believe it...

That means 77% are walking around untreated.

Did you know that 38% of American women are on medications for being some form of crazy?

This is terrifying because that means that 62% of American women are walking around unmedicated!

I read an article stating that 25% of all woman are now on psychotropic medications.

This is a very scary thought that has unnerved me. "That means that 75% are still running around untreated."

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Medical joke...

I work in medicine and I've been getting a lot of emails and messages about counterfeit drugs coming into America. Apparently some medications are being sold in America that were made in backwoods factories and third world countries. The latest message I got from the FDA was to be on the lookout f...

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