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I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits.

I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.

What is the most common middle name?

Its Y.

If you don't trust me, verify by asking 10 random people around you.

Danger is my middle name

but Safety first.

Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name...

Hmmmm

What do Dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon

Same middle name

Jesus's Middle Name is Harold...

I've always wondered why people say Jesus H Christ, but I finally figured it out..



Our father

Who art' in heaven

Harold Be thy name

What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common?

The same middle name.

A British nobleman

named Raines married a Chinese woman. They had a baby that they named Wen. They argued about his middle name but finally settled on Everett. The son now works as the weather man, Wen Everett Raines.

I feel sorry for people who's middle name initial is V...

Their first and last names are always fighting.

Have you heard what Adam’s middle name is?

Subtractam

6 guys playing poker

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. After the game, Mr. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife...

Did you know

Did you know ,

Jack the Ripper and

Whinnie the pooh

Both have the same middle names

Coincidence

What is The Rock's middle name?

"best station, 107.3FM for all your Classic"

I'm great at troubleshooting.

My middle name is trouble, and I always end up shooting myself in the foot.

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name.



*I know you're rolling your eyes, but c'mon—that was at least a little bit funny, right? Right?!?*

If Michael Sheen has a daughter he should name her Florence.

And her middle name? Andthema.

What's your name?

The receptionist asks 007 his name
He replies "Bond...James Bond"

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"I didn't ask for your middle name Bond Bond"

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LifeProTip: If your child wants to help name your pet...

..let them pick the middle name. That way if they pick something silly, you can still refer to your pet by the normal name. For example, my 4 year old's rabbit is now named

Peter "floppy-eared-princess" Smith

Similarly, my 15 year old's gecko is named

Freddy "Fuck-you-this-isn...

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I'm no theologian

But I've always found it strange Jesus' middle name is Fucking.

Trouble of Child's name.

Question: Why do parents give children a middle name?
Answer: So the child knows when it is in seriously in trouble

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Pun time!!

Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.

Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.

Q: What do yo...

Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans

Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"

Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"

Sister: "Sirius Black"

Took me a minute.

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