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Can I be vague, you ask? Ambiguity is my middle name.

Or is it?

Jesus's Middle Name is Harold...

I've always wondered why people say Jesus H Christ, but I finally figured it out..



Our father

Who art' in heaven

Harold Be thy name

I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V...

Their first and last names are always fighting.

Subtlety is my middle name

And my first and last name too, in case they miss my point.

Have you heard what Adam’s middle name is?

Subtractam

Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name...

Hmmmm

What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common?

They have the same middle name.

Did you know

Did you know ,

Jack the Ripper and

Whinnie the pooh

Both have the same middle names

Coincidence

What is The Rock's middle name?

"best station, 107.3FM for all your Classic"

What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.

Sam looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"

They draw straws. Lester, who is always a loser, picks the short one.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't...

Besides eating honey... what do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They share the same middle name.

I'm great at troubleshooting.

My middle name is trouble, and I always end up shooting myself in the foot.

If Michael Sheen has a daughter he should name her Florence.

And her middle name? Andthema.

What's your name?

The receptionist asks 007 his name
He replies "Bond...James Bond"

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"I didn't ask for your middle name Bond Bond"

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name.



*I know you're rolling your eyes, but c'mon—that was at least a little bit funny, right? Right?!?*

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I'm no theologian

But I've always found it strange Jesus' middle name is Fucking.

Want to know another creepy coincidence?

Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!

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LifeProTip: If your child wants to help name your pet...

..let them pick the middle name. That way if they pick something silly, you can still refer to your pet by the normal name. For example, my 4 year old's rabbit is now named

Peter "floppy-eared-princess" Smith

Similarly, my 15 year old's gecko is named

Freddy "Fuck-you-this-isn...

Both a Joke and a True Story

My girlfriend's middle name is Lee.



The other day we were discussing how we can't distinguish the difference between various English language describing words: verb, noun, pronoun, adjective etc.



She turns to me, deadpan, and says "I always remember adverb because I am ...

Trouble of Child's name.

Question: Why do parents give children a middle name?
Answer: So the child knows when it is in seriously in trouble

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Pun time!!

Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.

Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.

Q: What do yo...

Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans

Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"

Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"

Sister: "Sirius Black"

Took me a minute.

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