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Middle Name Jokes

Danger is my middle name

but Safety first.

What is the most common middle name?

Its Y.

If you don't trust me, verify by asking 10 random people around you.

I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits.

I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.

No one knows the first and middle name of the famous poet T.S. Eliot.

It’s Top Secret.

What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Subtlety is my middle name

And my first and last name too, in case they miss my point.

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

What do Dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon

Same middle name

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In my house hold Jesus had a middle name

Jesus Fucking Christ

Danger is my middle name.

Avoid is my first, and Completely is my last. Nice to meet you.

Jesus's Middle Name is Harold...

I've always wondered why people say Jesus H Christ, but I finally figured it out..



Our father

Who art' in heaven

Harold Be thy name

Have you heard what Adam’s middle name is?

Subtractam

A British nobleman

named Raines married a Chinese woman. They had a baby that they named Wen. They argued about his middle name but finally settled on Everett. The son now works as the weather man, Wen Everett Raines.

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment...

...when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.
Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife.. Who will it be?'
...

What is The Rock's middle name?

"best station, 107.3FM for all your Classic"

I feel sorry for people who's middle name initial is V...

Their first and last names are always fighting.

Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name...

Hmmmm

Did you know

Did you know ,

Jack the Ripper and

Whinnie the pooh

Both have the same middle names

Coincidence

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LifeProTip: If your child wants to help name your pet...

..let them pick the middle name. That way if they pick something silly, you can still refer to your pet by the normal name. For example, my 4 year old's rabbit is now named

Peter "floppy-eared-princess" Smith

Similarly, my 15 year old's gecko is named

Freddy "Fuck-you-this-isn...

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A man was playing catch with his daughter

Lotus: "Dad, why did you name me Lotus?"
Dad: "Because you are beautiful like a Lotus!"
She thinks about it, then asks
Lotus: "Is my middle name Catch because we always play Catch together?"
Dad: "That's right honey."
They finish their game of catch, and Lotus starts walking back insi...

If Michael Sheen has a daughter he should name her Florence.

And her middle name? Andthema.

Trouble of Child's name.

Question: Why do parents give children a middle name?
Answer: So the child knows when it is in seriously in trouble

I'm great at troubleshooting.

My middle name is trouble, and I always end up shooting myself in the foot.

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I'm no theologian

But I've always found it strange Jesus' middle name is Fucking.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name.



*I know you're rolling your eyes, but c'mon—that was at least a little bit funny, right? Right?!?*

Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans

Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"

Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"

Sister: "Sirius Black"

Took me a minute.

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