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Scientific Name Jokes

What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic?

The control group.

What is the scientific name for mansplaining?

Correctyle Dysfunction

What is the scientific name of a Weeping Willow?

Mourning Wood

What is the scientific name for a dog that smokes marijuana

Cannabis lupus

TIL: There is a scientific name for couples that use the withdrawal method for birth control

Parents

TIL the scientific name for mucus in your nose is nasal ejaculent

No it's snot

What is the scientific name for a child's fear of sitting on Santa's lap at the mall?

Claustrophobia

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Little known fact...

The first time whale semen was studied by a marine biologist was actually at the request of one particular sperm cell. The following conversation took place.

Sperm: I just want to be taken seriously. I think that reproductive cells are an easy target for crude humor made by the mindless immat...

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