What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic?

The control group.

What is the scientific name for mansplaining?

Correctyle Dysfunction

What is the scientific name of a Weeping Willow?

Mourning Wood

TIL: There is a scientific name for couples that use the withdrawal method for birth control

Parents

What is the scientific name for a child's fear of sitting on Santa's lap at the mall?

Claustrophobia

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"Hey, check out that nice pair of tits," says the older man to the teenager beside him.

"What are the common and scientific names?"

"Baeolophus bicolor, or tufted titmouse" says the college student. "I love birdwatching, professor! Thanks for pointing those out!"

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