Fake Name Jokes - 8 Hilarious Fake Name Jokes

What do you use when you haven't got a condom?

A fake name.

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What's the difference between a fake sex addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?

One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

A Russian spy infiltrated in America is arrested

A Russian spy under the alias of “Joe Smith” is arrested by American officials. He is put in an interrogation room and confronted by an official, Agent Perry.

Smith: “I don’t understand, why am I being interrogated?”

Perry: “Drop the act, Smith, if that even is your real name. We know ...

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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Whenever I have a one night stand,I alweys use protection.

A fake name and a fake number.

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How to practice safe sex:

Give her a fake name and address.

NEVER fight a cougar

Just give her a fake name and sneak her out in the morning

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My new nick name didn't work.

My friend said if another guy tries to hit on her with a fake name, she'd blow a fuse.

To which I replied, "Hey nice to meet you, I'm A fuse."

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