How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
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During an ecumenical assembly, a secretary rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!”
The Methodists prayed in a corner. The Baptists wondered where they could find water. The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings. The Lutherans posted a notice on the door announcing the fire was evil. The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the cost of the ...
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god it.
Nicaragua just signed the Paris Climate Agreement, leaving the US and Syria as the only nations not in the agreement.
It's interesting. One of these countries is a corrupt, remote wasteland headed straight into chaos, pitting religious fundamentalists headed by a crooked tyrant against the majority of the people, and the other one is Syria.
A man dies and goes to heaven
St. Peter gives him a tour and asks him 'Well, what do you think?' The man says, 'Its terrific, everything I dreamed it would be. But who were those people sitting by themselves looking so unhappy?' 'Oh, those are the fundamentalists, they can't believe that they aren't the only ones here.'