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Jihadi Jokes

Attending Jihadi terrorist school

has really been a blast.

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What do you call a Jihadi sex toy?

A blow-up doll.

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You can tell a jihadi about the 72 virgins, but ultimately....

He has to C4 himself

Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water.

Ice is.

I looked into joining a jihadi terrorist cell....

but the membership dues cost an arm and a leg.

What's the difference between a Jihadi and a vampire.

That eventually one will stop being bloodthirsty.

If a mime went jihadi and did a suicide bombing...

Would it be an unspeakable act of terrorism?

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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Jihadis on strike for better dying conditions

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike onWednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday, when Al Qaeda announced th...

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

The mothers of two IS fighters were exchanging kids photos..

One mother said, this is my son as a baby, and this is him growing up, him as a teenager and this is him last year as a man, just before he gave himself up for jihadi.

The other mother says, you know- they blow up so quick.

What do you call a Texan cattle herder who wants to make holy war?

A yeehawdi. (Jihadi)

What's a terrorist's favourite Star Wars movie?

Return of the Jihadi.

I fell for a phone solicitor's scam to "become a Jedi" by traveling thousands of miles to train.

...because after my training in Saudi Arabia, I became a jihadi.

What if Muslims wrote BuzzFeed posts?

13 reasons to be a Jihadi, no.7 will blow your mind off!

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