Never anthropomorphize inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

How did the anthropomorphic grave feel when it found out it was anthropomorphized?

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A small collection of my favorite science jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

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