The speed of light is significantly faster than the speed of sound..

..which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Usually, the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound..

On the road it's the other way around as you can hear the car horn before the lights turn green

If light travels faster than the speed of sound

How come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?

All languages travel at the speed of sound

Except Braille, which depends on how hard you throw the book.

Navy jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound!

Copilot: What?

Three kids are outdoing each other bragging about their fathers....

First kid says: My dad is the fastest. He’s a drag racer and can do a quarter mile in 9.6 seconds

Second kid says: That’s nothing! My dad is a fighter pilot and regularly breaks the speed of sound.

Third kid says: My dad is heaps faster than both your dads. He’s a Council Worker. ...

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Dad, is Santa real?

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the popul...

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