You know what they say about anti-depressants?

The more the merrier :)

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I accidentally took my grandpas viagra thinking it was my anti depressant medication

It’s gunna be a hard day...

To the guy who stole my anti-depressants

I hope your happy.

A distraut wife asks her dying husband why he OD'd on his anti-depressants.

He simply said "Because either way, I'd end up happy."

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide?
Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster?
Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose?
Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-...

My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants...

Guess I won't be needing those anymore.

The other day a group of guys robbed all the anti-depressants from the pharmacy up the street from me and now my whole neighbourhood is terrified

Hope they're happy

When commercials are selling anti-depressants and say that a side effect could be death,

Are depressed people like "it's a win if I die and a win if I dont?"

Some douche bag stole my anti-depressants from my bathroom during a house party.

I hope he's happy now.

My bro just got his anti-depressant medicine stolen from him. I asked him what he would say if he met the guy who stole it.

"I hope he's happy," he said.

I just had to start taking anti-depressants after starting my new career testing the strength of Coke cans...

I love my job, but its soda-pressing

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My doctor prescribed me Viagra as an anti-depressant

Everything is just getting harder and harder.

My daughter used to be scared of her anti-depressant medication.

But now look at her - she takes it like a Lexapro.

The Russians are developing new anti-depressants

They call them USSRI’S

They say alcohol is a depressant

I say if your drinking and depressed then you're not drinking enough.

I'm depressed because the store just ran out of the thing I wanted to buy for Christmas

It was antidepressant

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I took Imodium and anti-depressants yesterday.

I couldn't give a shit, and I'm happy about it.

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