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Depressant Jokes

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide?
Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster?
Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose?
Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-...

To the guy who stole my anti-depressant medication

I hope you’re happy now.

My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants...

Guess I won't be needing those anymore.

They say alcohol is a depressant

I say if your drinking and depressed then you're not drinking enough.

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My doctor prescribed me Viagra as an anti-depressant

Everything is just getting harder and harder.

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Some Jerk stole my Anti-Depressants earlier today.

I hope he's happy.

My daughter used to be scared of her anti-depressant medication.

But now look at her - she takes it like a Lexapro.

Somebody stole my anti depressants..

Whoever you are.. I hope you’re fking happy!

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