Twa Jokes - 5 Hilarious Twa Jokes

A passenger was sitting on a TWA flight.

He finds the flight attendant very attractive and decides to hit on her during beverage service.

She asks, “what would you like?”

“What do you have?”

She asks, “how about some TWA coffee, TWA soda or TWA water?”

“Those sound nice, but what I could really go for is some o...

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It took 5 years to "get" this joke.

It's 1983 in the Midwest.
It's 6th grade and I hear the following joke.

A man takes his seat on a TWA flight when he sees the hottest, sexiest stewardess approach him with a wink and a smile.

She says "Sir, would you like some of our famous TWA coffee this morning?"

He said ...

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Trip

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a gre...

Bob has to go on a business trip

Bob has to go on a business trip and books himself a flight on TWA. He boards the plane, finds his seat and gets ready for take-off. A few minutes after the plane is in the air, the flight attendants start going down the aisle to serve drinks. A very attractive stewardess says to Bob, "Sir would you...

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One ticket to Boobston

The year is 1993 a young upstart business executive has to take a quick trip to Boston for a board meeting.

Running late he didn't have time to have his administrative assistant call ahead and book his flight, so he decided just to do it himself once he got to the airport.

After being ...

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