I told my parents that I’m planning to move to the Arctic circle for work, and they seemed really upset.

My dad said, “I don’t like your latitude.”

The other day, I told my friend that part of Canada is in the arctic circle

“Really?” He said. “There’s no way!”

He was having Nunavut.

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Married in the arctic circle

After 30 years of unfulfilling matrimony a crotchety old Alaskan couple finally decide to seek marriage counseling.

Upon the first meeting with their therapist they both sit down awkwardly on the couch, and pull back their Anorak hoods only to realize that they've been married to the WRONG p...

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I met a bipolar bear at my therapist's office.

He was complaining why there were no lgbt rallies near the arctic circle.

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