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Why do Marx and Engels only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.
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Communist puns are great and all, but too many of them are just replacing the word "marks" with "Marx."

If you want to be original, you should really approach them from some different Engels.
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I think my math teacher is a communist

Because she keeps talking about Engels
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Why does Marx like geometry so much?

Because of all the ENGELS
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I did really well on my essay about communism.

People think they're funny by asking "did you get high Marx?" Actually, I did well because I approached the topic from all Engels.
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Communist snipers are the best.

They are marxmen who can shoot from all engels.
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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
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