Emus Jokes

The next day I was sent Two Emus and an Ostrich

Because they are not emus.

Things that people who come to Australia are afraid of: Spiders, Scorpions, Snakes, Sharks, Crocs, Jellyfish, Octopus, Stone Fish, Feral Pigs, Giant bulls, Emus, and Kangaroos.
Things that Australians are afraid of: Magpies.

It didn't emus me.

I went to see my father as I wanted to borrow some money to start my own business. I told him about my idea to start an emu farm as I wanted to make decorative eggs to sell at the craft market. He was quite puzzled and responded with " emus... Nah, they'll never take off"

Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them.

One of the men was thrilled to see an emu so close up. The other man was more hesitant, for he read that emus can be very aggressive and hostile.

The man started to yell at the emu, "Go away, you big, fat, st... read more