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Before the emcee was about to give his speech he noticed there were way more people in the hall than invitations that went out.

He decided to play it smart. He took the Mic and announced “Okay. So now we're gonna play a little game between the bride's and the groom's side. I request the bride's relatives to come to the left of the party hall, and those of the groom to the right.”

The orders were followed by the ‘well-...

Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles!

Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?

Did you hear about that time Einstein panicked while hosting an awards show?

He equals emcee scared.

Blonde Convention

Thousands of blondes meet for the International Convention for Blondes. The emcee says we are now going to show the world that blondes aren’t airheads and asks for a volunteer. Bambi raises her hand and the emcee invites her to the stage.
The emcee says, “OK Bambi what is 2+2 ?. Bambi closes her...

Who hosts the tool awards?

Emcee Hammer

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh?

A man enters a variety show

With his miniature companion, a small foot tall man and a miniature piano, not more than 20 inches across.

The mini man sits at his mini stool and plays the piano perfectly-- a classic Motzart concerto.

He wins the $5,000 top prize and the emcee asks, "So how did you come across a min...

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