A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents. "So, what do you do for work?" asks the inquisitive father potato. “Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster." The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately.
“Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.
The father shouts, “I’m not having *my* daughter hanging around with a commentator!"