My mother in law began to address the elephant in the room
I asked her why she was talking to herself.
"Theres an elephant in the room!" exclaimed my friend by surprise
"Don't mention it" I said
How did the zookeepers deal with reports of nudity in an enclosure?
They addressed the elephant in the room
My girlfriend has been gaining weight so I sat her down in the living room to talk to her.
I said "We need to talk about the elephant in the room"
i know your weight isn't of the utmost concern
But we have to adress the elephant in the room
A zookeeper walks into a restaurant with a bunch of animals...
The waiter exclaims, "This is totally unacceptable!"
The zookeeper responds, "But why?"
The waiter breathes a deep sigh and says, "Well, first of all, we need to address the elephant in the room..."
Total chaos would ensue.
What would happen if the fly on the wall told the elephant in the room about the skeleton in the closet?
Do you know why Hindu worship Lord Ganesha first
Because we have to first address the elephant in the room
I would make a joke about how yo mama so fat...
But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.
A zookeeper is having trouble sleeping...
because of a certain case, which made it so that all the zoo animals had to stay in his bedroom. One of them keeps on waking him up, but he’s not sure which one. He goes to see an expert on similar situations like this. They go over which one is the most likely. The expert says:
“It’s no...
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A man and his wife visit Las Vegas for their 15th anniversary. Being the spontaneous couple they always have been the husband decides that their first night he will do all the planning.
They go out a fancy steak dinner and he pays extra to have the band sing their wedding song tableside and serenade his wife. She melts.
He then takes her to a magic show and pays extra to have her involved in the main act as the woman who disappears within the act. She is beaming with joy....
How do you open a can of worms?
I dunno, maybe ask the elephant in the room?
What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion?
If I went to the mansion I would be the elephant in the room.
A girl was into bestality. One day her parents walked in on her, they all fell silent.
But someone had to address the elephant in the room!
A zoo just had several break-ins and many animals are now running around loose in the park. In today's meeting however, management was only concerned about discussing changes to the gift shop.
I'm not sure why we're not addressing the elephant in the room.
How do you catch an elephant?
Ask me how college is going, there seems to always be an elephant in the room
Tommy Wiseau was considering casting Dumbo as a lead actor
He changed his mind because nobody would talk about the elephant in the room.
I invited the girl I'm dating over for dinner.
While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me feel very uncomfortable.
I said, "Why does it feel like there's an elephant in the room?"
"Because there is," said my dad, looking at the girl.
American political party symbols are spot on...
Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!
Why are Republicans so easy to point out?
They're usually the elephant in the room
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