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There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them

He’s in love with the shape of u

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What did Ed Sheeran’s wife do after her husband cheated on her?

Sheeran

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Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran away.

(Saw this somewhere, and am gingerly sharing this punny piece)

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Shape of You

I put "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran as my 6:30 alarm. Now I wake up at 5:00 so that I don't have to hear it.

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What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe.

He's in love with the shape of U.

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Yo mamma so fat

Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her

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Ed Sheeran Joke

Why doesn’t Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend anymore?

Sheeran away.

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Why is Ed Sheeran’s favourite math unit parabolas?

Because he’s in love with the shape of U.

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What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play?

Soul

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Why doesn't Ed Sheeran sing the blues?

He has no soul.

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What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?

I'm in love with the shape of Gru

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Do you know what happened the first time Ed Sheeran started flirting with a girl before he was famous?

She ran.

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What's Ed doing in a farm?

Ed Sheeran the sheep.

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Whose soul did Ed Sheeran have to sell to become such a famous singer?

Because it certainly wasn't his

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People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...

But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

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When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?

'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.



\~Capt. Ed Sheeran

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