Three friends die and go to heaven. When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them, giving them the usual spiel that everyone gets when they're about to enter, and as they are walking in he says " By the way, I almost forgot the new rule. Whatever you do, don't step on a duck." The three fr...
Hillary, Trump, and Cruz walk into a bar
Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz walk into a bar on Christmas Eve.
Hillary tells the bartender: "Good evening, my man! Pour me a drink, I'm tired and thirsty from all the campaigning."
Donald Trump then says: "Merry Christmas! I want a drink too."
He then looks clos...
A software salesman died and was greeted by St. Peter at the gate to heaven.
Upon examining the great book, St.Peter tells the salesman he has an equal number of good and bad things in his life’s history, so the choice of heaven or hell is his decision to make.
The salesman, hesitant to make such a momentous decision, asks if he can tour both places to assist him wit...
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