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Shape Of You Jokes

Shape of You

I put "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran as my 6:30 alarm. Now I wake up at 5:00 so that I don't have to hear it.

I made my girlfriend listen to shape of you

She didn't like it so sheeran away

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What do you get if you make a weed brownie in the shape of your mother’s vagina?

An Edible Oedipal Edible

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