Eclair Jokes - 5 Hilarious Eclair Jokes

A cream-filled doughnut and an eclair...

...decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a long, grueling custardy battle.

The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next month.

There'll be some big chouxs to fill when he goes.

A man comes into a bakery and asks the baker "Hey, I've come here a lot and really like your eclairs, what do you do that makes them so special?"

The baker tells him, and the man leaves, with a very confused look on his face.

The next day, his wife comes in to the bakery outraged, and starts shouting at the baker "Sir, what did you tell my husband about your eclairs that made him bake with his finest dress shoes on! He spilled the bat...

Army Post

A friend of mine recently back from his time in the army told me about one night, at his military base when he woke up about 2am, went outside - and he saw doughnuts, eclairs, cakes of all sizes scattered over the yard - but not another person in sight. Then he realised...

They had desserted ...

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So there's this duck...

...and one day he's walkin down the street when he gets a huge craving for some donuts. So he goes to the bakery and walks in and says to the baker "hey man can i get a dozen donuts, half glazed and half boston creme?" And the baker's like "No, you can't. We don't serve ducks here." And the duck's a...

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