... is sitting in the cafeteria, having lunch. One of the students sits at his table without asking.
"Since when" says the professor "do pigs and eagle eat together?".
"OK", says the student, "I'll fly away."
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Two horses live on a farm.
Their names are Harry and Larry. Harry and Larry are best friends. They do everything together, they eat together, play together, sleep together...
One day, while Harry and Larry were grazing in the fields, Larry said to Harry, “Harry, I think it’s time we figure out who the Alpha Horse on th...
Another Irish joke involving beer
While attending the World Beer Conference, the CEOs of Anhueser-Busch, Coors, and Guiness went out to eat together. When the waitress asked them what they would like to drink, the CEO of Anhueser-Busch replied, "Get me a Budweiser, the king of beers!" Not to be outdone, the Coors CEO told her, "I wa...
Prom
The "geeky" kid in the grade asked the "hot" girl to the prom. Much to his and everyone's surprise, she said yes. While there, she knows she can get him to do anything. And so upon seeing the long buffet line, she asked him to go get her a plate of food. He happily agrees, and while he's gone to get...
A conversation between God and Moses at the top of Mt. Sinai.....
God: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.
Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.
God: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.
Moses: Oh, Lord forgive my ignora...
A Blonde, a Brunnete, and a Redhead work at a construction company.
They have all worked with each other for years, and would always eat together for their lunch break.
They would always have the same sandwiches packed for their lunch. They were sick and tired of eating the same thing every day.
The Brunette said, "If I have another turkey sandwich p...
The Jumpers
The Jumpers
Three guys, an Italian guy, an American guy, and a Polish guy were working construction together on a high rise. Everyday at lunch, they would sit and eat together on an I-Beam, high above the city. Italian guy opens his lunch and says, "Man, I'm tired of getting the same meatball...
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