What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.



(As a member of both groups I now hate myself for telling this joke).

I wouldn't believe anybody with scoliosis if I were you.

They're twisted people.

I want to tell you a scoliosis joke

but it's completely out of line.

Did you know there's a cure for scoliosis?

I had a hunch.

People with scoliosis are great.

You can joke with them about their condition, and they never get bent out of shape about it.

I lost an argument to a scoliosis patient the other day...

I guess I stand corrected.

?

It's a ! with scoliosis

A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery..

But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said "I stand corrected".

People with scoliosis are the same as you or I...

But with a twist.



I'll see myself out.

I just had a scoliosis correction surgery

When I woke up, the doctor said "well, now that we've got that all straightened out, we can focus on recovery"

My girlfriend hates it when I call her 'curvy'.

She says it's Scoliosis.

I have this friend. She always keeps telling me real women have curves.

But I donโ€™t think her scoliosis counts.

Talking to my friend about his self diagnosis

Him: "It's scoliosis."

Me: "How do you know?"

Him: "I have a hunch."

My friend collects scoliosis journals

He has *back* issues.

Hooker and the awkward John

A guy walks into a brothel and whispers to the madam "I'd like a girl for the night but she has to be understanding about physical disabilities." She gives him the keys to a room and he heads up. A beautiful woman walks in and tells him everything will be okay, he should relax and take off his cloth...

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I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life

Fuck scoliosis.

My wife is really kinky. She always trying new positions in bed. And she's not completely straight like I am.

Because of the scoliosis...

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A cowboy meets a woman in a bar...

... and they decide to go to a hotel for the night. As things start to heat up, he begins to undress. As he takes off his boots and socks, she looks at his feet.

She says, "Oh my God! What's wrong with your feet?"

He replies, "Doctor said I got toeliosis."

She says, "Do you me...

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes....

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