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Scoliosis Jokes

I wouldn't believe anybody with scoliosis if I were you.

They're twisted people.

Did you know there's a cure for scoliosis?

I had a hunch.

A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery..

But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said "I stand corrected".

I want to tell you a scoliosis joke.

but it’s completely out of line.

People with scoliosis are great.

You can joke with them about their condition, and they never get bent out of shape about it.

My wife kept asking about my scoliosis.

So i told her to get off my back

?

It's a ! with scoliosis

People with scoliosis are the same as you or I...

But with a twist.



I'll see myself out.

My girlfriend hates it when I call her 'curvy'.

She says it's Scoliosis.

My tinder date said she was kinky

Turns out she has scoliosis

I have this friend. She always keeps telling me real women have curves.

But I don’t think her scoliosis counts.

Hooker and the awkward John

A guy walks into a brothel and whispers to the madam "I'd like a girl for the night but she has to be understanding about physical disabilities." She gives him the keys to a room and he heads up. A beautiful woman walks in and tells him everything will be okay, he should relax and take off his cloth...

Jacob, age 92, and Beth, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.


Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"...
The pharmacist answers "Yes".


Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
...

Talking to my friend about his self diagnosis

Him: "It's scoliosis."

Me: "How do you know?"

Him: "I have a hunch."

A left leaning politician walks into a bar

The bartender asks:
Have you received therapy for your scoliosis yet?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life

Fuck scoliosis.

My friend collects scoliosis journals

He has *back* issues.

My wife is really kinky. She always trying new positions in bed. And she's not completely straight like I am.

Because of the scoliosis...

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