A Habsburg walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "Hey why the long face?"

He says: "Generations of inbreeding"

19th century monarchy humor, anyone?

So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"

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