Did you hear the news about Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings?
Apparently, Shang Chi is notorious for never answering his phone
A Spartan, a Samurai and a Skald are summoned for Mortal Kombat.
Their first opponent is the dread-sorcerer Shang Tsung. The Spartan goes first, and quickly overpowers Shang Tsung, but is unsure of what to do next. Shang Tsung then speaks a word of power and the Spartan trips over his own cape and impales himself headfirst upon his spear. Shang Tsung laughs and s...
Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
What did Shang Tsung say to the South Korean?
Your Seoul is mine
What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?
Your sole is mine!
That's the last time Shang Tsung accompanies my family to the fish restaurant....
He spent all night trying to steal my brother's sole!