After a long, brutal battle, Liu goes to the bar to celebrate his victory with his buddy Kung Lao.
Kung Lao asks: What happened to you? Why are you covered in red?
Liu Kang replies: Ah, it is the blood of Shang Tsung! He is defeated!
A week later Shang challenges Liu to a remat...
Did you hear the news about Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings?
Apparently, Shang Chi is notorious for never answering his phone
What is Shang-Chi's favorite refreshment?
What would you call a Korean Shang Chi?
A Spartan, a Samurai and a Skald are summoned for Mortal Kombat.
Their first opponent is the dread-sorcerer Shang Tsung.
The Spartan goes first, and quickly overpowers Shang Tsung, but is unsure of what to do next. Shang Tsung then speaks a word of power and the Spartan trips over his own cape and impales himself headfirst upon his own spear. Sha...
Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?
"Your Seoul is mine!"
What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?
Your sole is mine!
That's the last time Shang Tsung accompanies my family to the fish restaurant....
He spent all night trying to steal my brother's sole!