Shang Jokes - 9 Hilarious Shang Jokes

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A Spartan, a Samurai and a Viking are summoned to Outworld for Mortal Kombat.

Their first opponent is the dread-sorcerer Shang Tsung.

The Spartan goes first, and quickly overpowers Shang Tsung, but is unsure of what to do next. Shang Tsung then speaks a word of power and the Spartan trips over his own cape and impales himself headfirst upon his own spear. Sha...

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So Liu Kang faces Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat…

After a long, brutal battle, Liu goes to the bar to celebrate his victory with his buddy Kung Lao.

Kung Lao asks: What happened to you? Why are you covered in red?

Liu Kang replies: Ah, it is the blood of Shang Tsung! He is defeated!

A week later Shang challenges Liu to a remat...

What is Shang-Chi's favorite refreshment?

Awkwafina

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What would you call a Korean Shang Chi?

Kim Chi

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Did you hear the news about Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings?

Apparently, Shang Chi is notorious for never answering his phone

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What did Shang Tsung say to the South Korean?

Your Seoul is mine

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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That's the last time Shang Tsung accompanies my family to the fish restaurant....

He spent all night trying to steal my brother's sole!

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