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Ducts Jokes

How do you describe a guy with no tear ducts?

He's someone who's hard of tearing.

Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry

Sorry wrong sub

I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job.

Thanks for letting me vent.

My HVAC guy is pretty unprepared.

I told him that before he comes over he better get his ducts in a row.

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A common misconception on the male anatomy

While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

Janitor in the church

The church janitor is cleaning the large overhead ducts from the inside when he notices a nun praying by herself and decides to have some fun. With the echo and a booming voice he proclaims "your prayers will answered", but the nun doesnt even flinch. He tries again "my child, your sins are forgiv...

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