Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry
Sorry wrong sub
I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job.
Thanks for letting me vent.
My HVAC guy is pretty unprepared.
I told him that before he comes over he better get his ducts in a row.
Janitor in the church
The church janitor is cleaning the large overhead ducts from the inside when he notices a nun praying by herself and decides to have some fun. With the echo and a booming voice he proclaims "your prayers will answered", but the nun doesnt even flinch. He tries again "my child, your sins are forgiv...
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A common misconception on the male anatomy
While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!