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Vas Deferens Jokes

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Some people are so ignorant about anatomy.

Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.

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What do the testicles and prostate have in common?

Nothing. There’s a vas deferens between the two.

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My wife said the sex after my vasectomy changed dramatically...

She said she noticed "a vas deferens"

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My friend asked me, “Is sex weird after you get a vasectomy?”

I said, “I don’t notice a vas deferens.”

Is it okay to compare a man getting “the snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied?

After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum

A guy went to the doctor to get snipped...

Afterwards there was a vast difference in his vas deferens.

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My son asked me, "Dad, what's the difference between the male and female sexual organs?"

I replied, "Well, there's a vas deferens".

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Whats the difference between your ballsack and your penis?

I don't know but I think there is a vas deferens.

Two Urologists were discussing the results of a scan...

"These images look very similar, but if you you look closely you can see there's a vas deferens."

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Some people think sperm just magically travels to the penis when in reality there's a whole duct to transport them...

It might not seem like it, but there's a vas deferens between the two.

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It's very important to know the difference between urolgical and endocrinological terminology...

There's a vas deferens between a penis and a testicle, for example.

I asked my doctor what life with a vasectomy is like.

He told me it makes a vas deferens.

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What did the testicle say to the seminiferous tubules?

We’ll never get along. There’s such a vas deferens between us.

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(NSFW) Much like fingerprints, no two man's testicles are exactly the same

That is to say, there's usually a vas deferens between them

You know what they say about vasectomies...

There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones.

Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever

Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra

There's a vas deferens between them

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My son asked me if a dick and balls were the same thing.

I had to explain that there was a vas deferens between the two.

I don't get why people think pee is stored in the balls. It is a fact that pee is stored in the BLADDER.

There is a vas deferens between the two.

Did you know there is a wide variety in men’s ability to produce sperm?

In fact, there’s a vas deferens.

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Why can't testicles and prostates ever get together?

They have a vas deferens between them.

Don't believe for a minute that men and women are the same

Being born male makes a vas deferens.

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NSFW Growing up, I could never tell where my dick ended and my balls began...

But now I know there's a vas deferens between the two.

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The kids don’t know the difference between castration and a vasectomy.

True story:

Fellow teacher in the lounge during lunch: “They have no knowledge of basic human anatomy. They thought that getting a vasectomy meant having your balls chopped off.”

Me: “When it comes to the difference between castration and a vasectomy, there is a vas deferens.”

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When I was younger,

when I was younger, a lot younger, I used to think that vasectomies and circumcisions were the same thing. Now I know there's a vas deferens

I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy

Turns out, there's a vas deferens

i got a A on my midterm, then got testicular torsion and a C on the final

there was a vas deferens in my ability to focus

A study shows 90% of people couldn’t distinguish between the epididymis and the perineal membrane

But trust me, there’s a vas deferens between the two

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When explaining a groin injury to your doctor...

It’s important to be clear whether it’s your scrotum or penis that is affected...

There’s a vas deferens between them.

I’m getting a vasectomy tomorrow

I’ll tell my urologist she can start with either side because ultimately it doesn’t make a vas deferens.

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A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt.

But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens.

It's quite hard to compare the epididymis and the seminal vesicle

There's a vas deferens between them.

Two men discuss vasectomies...

First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"

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[NSFW] People told me that my dick would be completely different since my surgery,

but I havent noticed a vas deferens because of it.

(Science joke) Whats the difference between boys and girls?

I don't know all the specifics, but there's a vas deferens.

I asked a German doctor about the anatomical differences between males and females...

I don't think he knows, cause he answered "Vas deferens?".

What's the difference between a urologist that has been working for one year and one that has been working for ten?

A vas deferens in experience.

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I used to confuse penises and testicles...

But then I realized there is a vas deferens between them.

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What's the difference between testicles and a penis?

Wow.

I can't believe you don't know this.

There is a Vas Deferens between the two.

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A common misconception on the male anatomy

While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

Wife: Honey I want to have a kid...

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess I’m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

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What’s the difference between the scrotum and the prostate?

I don’t remember exactly, but I’m pretty sure there’s a vas deferens

I just got a Vasectomy...

The urologist gave me a cup and said I had to fill it in 60 days then bring it back for a sperm count. I guess the surgery doesn't make a vas deferens right away...

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A man is talking to his doctor before a vasectomy...

The man asks "So, after the procedure, sex will feel the same?"

The doctor responds, "I can assure you there will be no vas deferens."

I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

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I told my doctor that my testicles seemed asymmetrical

He said there was a vas deferens between the two.

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I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried.

I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology...

An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the urethra and testicles are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,

"I thought that the urethra and testicles were just two different terms describing the same thing?"

The teach...

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Meta Dick Joke

It appreciated the firm handshake.

Ok not seriously, here's the joke:
A young pre-teen boy understands he will be pubertized in the next few years. He turns to his father, a doctor, for advice. He says "You're a logical doctor. What does it mean to be a man?" The doctor thinks about it a b...

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A Sexy Joke

During a night of passionate love making from a couple of German newlyweds, a group of sperm travel, all with the hope to be the one to fertilize the egg. A pair of sperm find themselves in a heated argument:

"I vill be the one who gets there first, after all, I am from the left testicle, we ...

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