I don't know why people say that pee is stored in the balls.

I mean, there's a vas deferens between the two.

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People often act like a cock and balls is all one unit

But there's actually a vas deferens between them.

People can't seem to distinguish the male reproductive system from the female...

But I would say there's a vas deferens, and no womb for argument.

I’m getting a vasectomy tomorrow

I’ll tell my urologist she can start with either side because ultimately it doesn’t make a vas deferens.

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Some people are so ignorant about anatomy.

Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.

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Most people think that the testicles and the seminal vesicle are the same thing...

...but there is a vas deferens between them.

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A man goes to the doctor to have his balls checked..

"Doc, there's a dull pain in my balls."

"A dolphin?"

"No. A pain that is dull."

"Let's see. Your scrotum *looks fine* but there seems to be some sort of lump on your testis."

"Aren't they the same thing?"

"No, sir! There's a vas deferens."

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My friend asked me, “Is sex weird after you get a vasectomy?”

I said, “I don’t notice a vas deferens.”

Anatomy joke inbound

Is the urethra similar to the testes?


No, there's a vas deferens between them.

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When explaining a groin injury to your doctor...

It’s important to be clear whether it’s your scrotum or penis that is affected...

There’s a vas deferens between them.

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Why should you not call the penis and the prostate the same thing?

Because there's a Vas Deferens between them.

I'm really confident about my vasectomy.

I'm sure it's gonna make a vas deferens.

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What did the testicle say to the urethra?

I'd like to hang out with you more, but there's such a vas deferens between us!

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My son asked me if a dick and balls were the same thing.

I had to explain that there was a vas deferens between the two.

I used to think the epididymis and the seminal vessicle are the same

Until I realized there's a vas deferens between the two.

A study shows 90% of people couldn’t distinguish between the epididymis and the perineal membrane

But trust me, there’s a vas deferens between the two

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[NSFW] People told me that my dick would be completely different since my surgery,

but I havent noticed a vas deferens because of it.

I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy

Turns out, there's a vas deferens

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Some people think sperm just magically travels to the penis when in reality there's a whole duct to transport them...

It might not seem like it, but there's a vas deferens between the two.

Wife: Honey I want to have a kid...

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess I’m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

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What's the difference between my left testicle and my right testicle?

Well, actually there isn't really a vas deferens between them...

What’s the difference between a man and a woman?

There’s a vas deferens in men

(Science joke) Whats the difference between boys and girls?

I don't know all the specifics, but there's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a urologist that has been working for one year and one that has been working for ten?

A vas deferens in experience.

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What’s the difference between the scrotum and the prostate?

I don’t remember exactly, but I’m pretty sure there’s a vas deferens

Between biological males and biological females...

...there's quite a vas deferens.

I just got a Vasectomy...

The urologist gave me a cup and said I had to fill it in 60 days then bring it back for a sperm count. I guess the surgery doesn't make a vas deferens right away...

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A man's testicles and his urethra are two very dissimilar things...

It's true that there's a vas deferens between them

I asked a German doctor about the anatomical differences between males and females...

I don't think he knows, cause he answered "Vas deferens?".

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What's the difference between testicles and a penis?

Wow.

I can't believe you don't know this.

There is a Vas Deferens between the two.

Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women?

I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens.

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An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology...

An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the urethra and testicles are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,

"I thought that the urethra and testicles were just two different terms describing the same thing?"

The teach...

You know what they say about vasectomies...

There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones.

Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever

Two men discuss vasectomies...

First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"

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I told my doctor that my testicles seemed asymmetrical

He said there was a vas deferens between the two.

I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

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A common misconception on the male anatomy

While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried.

I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life.

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Meta Dick Joke

It appreciated the firm handshake.

Ok not seriously, here's the joke:
A young pre-teen boy understands he will be pubertized in the next few years. He turns to his father, a doctor, for advice. He says "You're a logical doctor. What does it mean to be a man?" The doctor thinks about it a b...

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A Sexy Joke

During a night of passionate love making from a couple of German newlyweds, a group of sperm travel, all with the hope to be the one to fertilize the egg. A pair of sperm find themselves in a heated argument:

"I vill be the one who gets there first, after all, I am from the left testicle, we ...

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