If we make it past 2020, I'll be dreading 2022.

After all, 2022 is 2020, too!

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I am dreading the day when you no longer have to mask up in the supermarket.

Everyone will know I'm the cunt with the Tourettes

After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear.

“Who was that?”

A devout Catholic man has just boarded a plane, and he's really dreading the long flight ahead. All of a sudden, the pope boards and takes a seat right next to him! What an honor!

The man sits there, thinking about how best to conduct himself and what to say, when the pope takes out a golf pencil and starts doing a crossword puzzle. Wow, His Holiness does crossword puzzles? the man thinks. I hope he asks me for help. That'll be my in for a wonderful conversation!

Sure ...

Dentist: "This is going to hurt a bit. Ready?"

Me, shutting my eyes, dreading this moment: "Yes, ready."

Dentist: "That will be $700 please."

I've got an elementary school reunion coming up that I'm dreading,

because I've gained like a hundred pounds.

A blonde walks into a bar...

dreading to find a punch-line.

A conductor is getting an orchestra together for a performance but having trouble finding a clarinet player.

Finally, he calls a contractor who tells him "Well, the only guy I've got available at this moment is this jazz clarinetist.”

The conductor replies "I can't stand working with jazz musicians! They dress lousy, they're always late, and they all have an attitude problem.”

“Well" replie...

Having a Jamaican hairstyle theme at work tommorow.

Im dreading it.

My mates just asked me to do his hair for a reggae reggae party.

I'm dreading it.

A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style.

I'm dreading it.

I used to rub and tie my hair together whenever I got stressed.

Now I’m dreading the consequences.

Why did the Rastafarian refuse to cut his hair for ten years?

He was dreading it.

Guy speeding in his car. Eventually a cop catches up with him:

Cop says, Sir why was you speeding? Guy replies, my wife disappeared 22 years ago, and every time I see a police car I panic:

I am dreading the day when they tell me they have found her, and they need me to take her back home:

Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers?

He was dreading it

Why didn’t the Rastafarian get a haircut?

He was dreading it

A teenage boy is preparing for the prom.

He's a procrastinator which irritates his mother to no end. After pestering him for days she eventually convinces him to go get a tux. To his dismay, the tux shop is packed with like-minded procrastinators so there's a huge line and it takes forever.
Finally arriving home he proudly proclaims to ...

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Old farmers joke I learned when I was little.

Farmer John was a quiet little farmer, living on his farm with his wife and his tiny flock of sheep that only counted 8 female sheep´s and one ram.

One fall something horrible happened, he lost his ram. And since the closest sheep farmer was over 9 hour drive one way, he ran to his neighbor t...

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