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Dot Com Jokes

Have you heard of conjunctivitis dot com?

It's a site for sore eyes.

I found my true love on match dot com...

...which would have been nice if we were not already married for almost two years.

Google pizza

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google pizza.
- Ah okay, wrong number
- No sir, Google bought Gordon's
- Okay. Then can I order please...
- Do you want the usual?
- The usual? You know my usual?
- According to our caller ID, the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheese...

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People don't know how lucky they have it these days...

When I was younger and wanted to look at sexy pictures, I had to sneak the Sears catalogue into my bedroom to look at the underwear and swimsuit pages.

But nowadays... anyone can hop on any smart device and just go directly to sears dot com

I have a new girlfriend....

...she is very thin, tall and is a bright red head....

. . We met on Match dot com

Knock - Knock

Whose there?

**Ya**

**Ya** who?

**Dot com**

What is a white supremacists favorite dating app?

Ancestry dot com

I heard Facebook was going to get broken up...

...so I've already claimed Eyebook, Nosebook, and Mouthbook dot com.

How the Internet started according to the bible.

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto...

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