Why do witches and wizards do well in English class?

They're really good at spelling

Why do movies with Kevin Hart and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson pairing do well in the box office?

Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson

Why didn't the penny do well at school?

He didn't have much cents.

(My 9 year old just made it up)

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I think I'd do well in the porn industry

I'm an incredibly hard worker

Why do New Zealanders always do well at rowing?

Because it combines the two things they are best at,
sitting down,
and going backward....

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Why does NA never do well at worlds in League of Legends?

Cuz Americans are shit at defending towers

Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics?

Because they always bring their “eh” Game.

A team of Russian atheletes did not do well at the Olympic Games.

A team of Russian atheletes did not do well at the Olympic Games. Putin summoned the team together with their head coach and his chief of KGB Nikolai to his office.

"You did not do a good job", - said Putin, - "But let us focus on the future. You will do much better in the next competition....

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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