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Didgeridoo Jokes

What do you call a Didgeridoo that doesn’t work?

A Didgeridont

I saw a busker playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo

I thought that's Abba-riginal.

I was given a book, "How to play the didgeridoo."

All the pages are empty besides one that says, "Far away from me."

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Why do hippies like didgeridoos?

It’s the closest they can get to giving a tree a blowjob.

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Why do hippie girls love playing the didgeridoo?

Its as close as they will ever get to sucking a trees dick.

I was on my way to work the other day and i passed a busker playing 'Dancing Queen' on the didgeridoo.

I thought to myself 'thats Abbariginal'...

I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo.

That's Abba-rigonal

My Australian friend flunked 2 music classes, but said he'd only re-taken one.

I asked him, "so, which didgeridoo?"

What do you call someone who plays the same song over and over on his didgeridoo?

An unoriginal aboriginal.

As the first fleet rounded the headlands and sailed into Botany bay the local Aborigines could see several men looking towards them through big fancy telescopes. One of the Aborigines comments "stupid white man,

can't even play the didgeridoo".

Australians don't mate...

They didgeridoo-it.

I’ll never forget the most surprising day of my life...

I’ll never forget the most surprising day of my life which was when a stranger ran past me and shoved a didgeridoo up my bum.

To be honest, I couldn’t take it all in.

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Fuckmonster....

This is probably a repost but I have not seen it and told this joke over twenty years ago...



One day a woman is out shopping for a gift to give her friend for her birthday. Her friend had tons of things and liked really weird items, the kind of things that most people would just look...

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