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Dependents Jokes

People who cheat on their taxes disgust me

This is not the kind of world I want to raise my 23 dependents in.
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I received my tax return for 2016 back from the IRS

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 53...
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