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Darnedest Jokes

Kids Marry The Darnedest Things

A young son declared, “When I grow up, I’m going to marry you, Mommy.”

“You can’t marry your own mother,” said his older sister.

“Then I’ll marry you.”

“You can’t marry me either.”

He looked confused, so I explained, “You can’t marry someone in your own family.”

“Y...

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Old cowpoke strolls into the saloon.

"A shot of red eye, bar keep. And where is everyone? It's saturday. This place should be jumpin'."

Bartender pours. "They're all at the hanging. You didn't hear?"

"Hanging! Who'd they get?"

Bartender smiles. "The Brown Paper Kid."

"Darnedest name I ever heard." Said the o...

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Magic bunny!

A young texan cowboy is riding along his property when he spots an injured rabbit struggling to free itself from some wire mesh it's stuck in. He's about to put the furball out of its misery when the rabbit says:

"Wait!! I'm a magic bunny! If you free me and let me go, I'll grant you one wish...

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A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh

A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh for a convention with his associate preacher and they decide to take the train.

At the station, the pastor tells his associate to have a seat while he purchases their tickets.

After standing in line at the ticket counter for an extended period of time...

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