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Dampened Jokes

I left a bottle a whiskey outside last night and it got rained on.

It's not ruined but my spirits are dampened.

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Man in desperate need for a pee

A man is caught short on the high street, in desperate need of a piss. He finally finds a public toilet and rushes in. He see's there are 3 urinals, the left and right are taken so he bounds for the one in the middle.
But as he begins to pee, it doesn't come out as uniformly as expected, but inst...

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