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What does a dalek say while having sex?

EXSPERMINATE

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What does a Dalek call breakup sex?

<<<EX-PENETRATE>>>

I phoned the government, and asked what precautions they had taken against a Dalek invasion.

They told me steps had been put in place.

What is a daleks favourite breakfast

Eggs, plain

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What do the other Daleks on planet Skaro say?

Teacher Dalek - "EDUCATE! EDUCATE!"

Student Dalek - "PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!"

Horny Dalek - "PROCREATE! PROCREATE!"

Bored Dalek - "MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!"

Bee Dalek - "POLLINATE! POLLINATE!"

In-love Dalek - "INFATUATE! INFATUATE!"

Actor Dalek - "IMPE...

What does a dalek do in the shower

*ex-fo-li-ate*

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What is Doctor Who's favourite bread?

Dalek Bread

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