In America, dogs are K9...

In China, dogs are E10.

K9 Is For Assistance

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with hi...

I adopted a retired K9 the other day.

I've found more cocaine than ever!

A guy asked an officer “why is a dog called a K9?”

“Because if its K10, it’ll be a cat”

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Two known police officers are walking their K9

When after a while one of the police officers starts staring at the dog intensely.

Officer 1: This is the fifth time this week you do that. What's your problem?

Officer 2: Whenever we take the dog for a walk the joggers we pass keep saying "look, it's the dog with the two assholes."

Two female K9 handlers

Two female K9 dog handlers are on the patrol and one says "I'm cold. I left my underwear at the Police HQ"
The other one says "let the dog have a sniff of your crotch and he'll fetch them."
The dog returned 20 minutes later with her underwear, a truncheon, two vibrators and 4 of the Sgt's fing...

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

Do you know why police dogs are called K9?

Well, because if they used "K10", they'd be cats.

How do police dogs save up for retirement?

A 401-K9

Ladies, you can tell a lot about a man by how dogs react to him.

For example, if a police K9 is bitting him, he may not be ideal.

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Two dicks

I walked past a K9 police unit ghe other day and said to my girlfriend: Look, this doggy is walking around with two dicks.






To my credit, both policemen checked under the doggo before attempting to chase me.

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A guy is walking past a house...

That house has a sign on it saying: Free Talking Dog! He stops, wondering what this is all about and notices an old guy sitting on the porch in a rocking chair. The guy says, "Hey, What's up with the talking dog?" The old guys answers, "He's yours if you want him." The guy scratches his head, thinki...

My new French speaking friend who recently moved to our very English speaking city just got a new dog...

My french buddy (we'll call Mikey to save his dignity) got himself a new dog last week. So Mikey wanted to take him to the the dog park and since I have a well trained dog he asked me to come along to give him some pointers. So just the other day I meet him at one of the more popular dog parks in th...

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