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K9 Jokes

In America, dogs are K9...

In China, dogs are E10.

Why did the police chief assign the epileptic cop to K9 patrol?

They made a perfect team. The K9 did the searches and the cop did the seizures!

K9 Is For Assistance

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with hi...

A guy asked an officer “why is a dog called a K9?”

“Because if its K10, it’ll be a cat”

If H2O is what’s inside a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

K9-P

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Two known police officers are walking their K9

When after a while one of the police officers starts staring at the dog intensely.

Officer 1: This is the fifth time this week you do that. What's your problem?

Officer 2: Whenever we take the dog for a walk the joggers we pass keep saying "look, it's the dog with the two assholes."

The flight to the service dog convention was delayed cuz they were all assigned the same seat.

All their tickets said K9

Do you know why police dogs are called K9?

Well, because if they used "K10", they'd be cats.

A dog and a cat are arguing about who is more important to humans

The dog says: “I’m so important they even named a body part after me, their K9 tooth!”


The cat says: “You’re not gonna want to hear this”

How do police dogs save up for retirement?

A 401-K9

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Two dicks

I walked past a K9 police unit ghe other day and said to my girlfriend: Look, this doggy is walking around with two dicks.






To my credit, both policemen checked under the doggo before attempting to chase me.

My new French speaking friend who recently moved to our very English speaking city just got a new dog...

My french buddy (we'll call Mikey to save his dignity) got himself a new dog last week. So Mikey wanted to take him to the the dog park and since I have a well trained dog he asked me to come along to give him some pointers. So just the other day I meet him at one of the more popular dog parks in th...

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A guy is walking past a house...

That house has a sign on it saying: Free Talking Dog! He stops, wondering what this is all about and notices an old guy sitting on the porch in a rocking chair. The guy says, "Hey, What's up with the talking dog?" The old guys answers, "He's yours if you want him." The guy scratches his head, thinki...

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