Self Destruct Jokes - 4 Hilarious Self Destruct Jokes

what is maximum self destruction?

when a leper gets an epileptic seizure

what was the emo robot diagnosed with?

self destructive behaviour

A nun was brought to the hospital in agony

Her sisters said they had found her writhing in pain on the floor clutching her crotch naked. She was supposedly getting dressed. The young nun was sedated and given morphine but refused to talk about what happened. Finally the mother superior was brought in and given privacy with the girl to ext...

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A guy goes to see a psychiatrist

He says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I work in a deli, and all day long all I can think about is sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. I don't know how much longer I can keep from doing it."

The Doctor says, "My God, that's terrible. You must continue to fight this self destructive urge. Togeth...

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