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Crypts Jokes

Why do they call them “crypts?”

When really, they only ever housed bloods.

Today I learned that the folds in the iris of your eyes are called crypts

No wonder I find them so cryptivating

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A young monk joins a monastery

He enters the building and is greeted with a sight of many hardworking monks rigorously copying from seemingly new manuscripts onto paper. He makes his way through the busy scene and heads to the head monk's quarters.

The head monk greets the new monk warmly and shows him to his writing stat...

I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.

I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.

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A man goes to his barber to get a haircut.

As the barber is cutting his hair they start to chat a bit.

The man says “It’s me and my wives anniversary soon. We’re planning a trip to Rome as we've always wanted to go to Italy and really experience some authentic Italian food!”

“Ahh, don’t bother” says the barber. “The whole city ...

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