Why was the craft beer snob sad?

He had saisonal depression.

There was a big controversy over my craft beer joke

It was a real brew ha ha

How did the Jewish man make his craft beer.

Hebrew-ed it.

I like my craft beers like I like my abuse...

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Craft Beer

About six months ago, I joined the craft beer craze by setting up a back porch brewery, mixing my own corn mash and hops and water. It took me a few batches, by trial and error, but I finally got a good balance of bitterness, color, carbonation and “buzz.”

The stuff tasted pretty good, so I s...

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A old man with a old pickup crashed into a BMW

The BMW owner said "what the fuck! Are you blind?" And the old man said "relax man!"

" How do you think that I can be relaxed, you just crashed my car! "

" Look, I produce a delicious craft beer at my house, take a bottle and chill"

He drinks the bottle and likes it, so he asks ...

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A man walks into a bar

He goes to the bartender and asks for a beer the bartender puts an apple on the bar.

The man says "this is an apple I wanted a beer"

The bartender says "lick it!"

The man licks the apple and goes "okay it tastes like an apple"

The bartender says "okay turn it around, and ...

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A guy dies and goes to Hell

And Satan comes up to him and says, "Hey, welcome to Hell! Let me show you around - now just to let you know we have a very strict schedule around here and I'm going to explain it to you. It's really not so bad down here, all the burning in hellfire stuff is just propaganda. Each day is devoted t...

What alcohol do you drink in survival video games?

Craft beers

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Stanford University releases nearly 200 cases of sex abuse

A limited edition craft beer made on campus

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