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Couldnt Jokes

My mom died because I couldnt remember her blood type

She kept saying "be positive " but it's going to be hard when she's not around

I had a granny that we couldnt decide whether to bury or cremate

In the end we decided to just let her live.

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Why couldnt baby jesus be born in NYC?

Because they couldnt find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldnt the laptop take off his hat?

He had caps lock on.

So there was this kid who was lazy and couldnt wake up early..

His mom wanted to teach him a lesson about the benefits of waking up early.

She said: Son, i am going to tell you a little story and then i want you to tell me what did you learn from it ok?

Son: Ok

Mom: imagine two birds. First bird always wakes up early and can find bugs to f...

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