My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking
And then I saw her face...
When I was 16 my bestfriend got super mad at me once and wouldnt talk to me for nearly 4 months for smelling his sisters underwear.
Idk if it was because she was still wearing them or that there was a lot of people around us, but either way, it made the rest of the funeral super awkward
if i brought a katana into a hospital it wouldnt be fruit ninja
it would be vegetable ninja
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