I had a really hard time converting an old church into an all inclusive pet spa and boarding facility,
but hiring groomers was easy.
Here’s a simple way of converting an atheist to a theist.
Just give them a little space.
Converting a Bear
A protestant minister, a Catholic Priest, and a Rabbi were in a coffee shop arguing about whose religion is best. After hours of arguing, they agree to go into the woods and convert a bear. They would meet up in next week to see who won.
The next week, the Priest comes in to the coffee shop w...
I'm an atheist, but I plan on converting to Christianity on my deathbed.
I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to end up in hell with the Evangelicals.
Converting bears
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is hi...
Me: Hey man i’m thinking about converting to judaism
Him: No way dude
Me: Yahweh dude
How are women like converting Roman numerals?
My X always turns into a 10.
Muslim converting to Christianity [Translated]
A muslim decided to convert to Christianity. He went to the Vatican to get baptised. There was two men before him, the Pope took the first and dipped his head in the holy water basin and took it out. The Pope asked the man: Did you see Christ?? The man replied Yes. The Pope said: Congratulations,...
A woman converting to Islam
is like a black person converting to slavery.
Just got out of a relationship where He said that if I don’t love him my life will be miserable and I will suffer forever.
That’s why I’m converting out of Christianity.
Converting pimps to socialism is proving difficult
Maybe I shouldn't have told them they have nothing to lose but their chains
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Converting Units:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = ...
I'm converting to Islam
for my haram bae
What did Mohammed Ali do after converting to Islam?
He-jab
On a hot Ramadan day...
On a hot Ramadan day, the Bektashi and his friend are caught by the police while eating watermelon in public. Both are taken to the police station. The commissioner asks the friend:
"It's the holy month of Ramadan, aren't you ashamed to eat openly?"
The friend, with a bowed head, can't...
A problem the Rabbi can't solve
A Jewish man goes to his Rabbi and says "Rabbi, I have a problem. My son is converting to Christianity and I can't do a thing about it." The Rabbi answers, "You know Moishe, I have the same problem. Let's go talk to the Chief Rabbi. Maybe he can help us out." So they set out to see the Chief Rabbi. ...
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