My wife berated me last night about my conversational skills...

"Have you even listened to anything I said??" is a very odd start to a conversation.

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"Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing."

"There's a simple test you can run to see how bad the problem is: Start out 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone say something and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until yo...

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