My wife berated me last night about my conversational skills...

"Have you even listened to anything I said??" is a very odd start to a conversation.

Lady Mary strolled down the path to where the young gardener was pruning the roses

"Hello, Thomas."

"Good morning, Your Ladyship."

"You know, Thomas, ever since you've come to work for us, I've been afraid that you would force me to kiss you," she said, conversationally.

"Oh, Your Ladyship, how could I do that with a pair of secateurs in one hand and a bag of ...

I have conversational ninja skills...

People don't notice when I'm talking.

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