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My wife berated me last night about my conversational skills...

"Have you even listened to anything I said??" is a very odd start to a conversation.

I have conversational ninja skills...

People don't notice when I'm talking.

An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing.

So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked.

The Doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.

"Here's what you do. Start abou...

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