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Reversed Jokes

The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing

Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid you’re DNA has been reversed

Patient: AND?

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A woman grants her mother's unusual dying wish.

She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.

A couple of days later, she realizes that reversed pictures of her mother's *left* foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Is...

What is a reversed exorcism?

When devil puls priest out of a child.

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Just came back from holiday in Thailand....

.......and I was so close to shagging a lady boy!!


Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady........ It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed the car into the garage in one try I thought to myself, "Hang on a fucking moment..."

Translated joke but I reversed the countries because screw Belgium

Two dutchmen take the train from Amsterdam to Brussels, but they only have one ticket. 2 fellow Belgian passengers ask them how they will get away with it. “Watch and learn!” Say the Dutch. They head into the toilet together and wait for the train conductor to knock on the door. “Ticket please!”. He...

My wife reversed into our neighbours tree, knocking it over...

I told her she's gotta look where she's walking next time!

I reversed into someone during my driving test.

He probably would have survived if he was in a car.

Scientists have reversed Global Warming!

Get rekt, Sun!

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What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his vasectomy reversed?

Scrotal re-ball

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A priest is riding a cab

A priest gets a taxi. While driving, the taxi driver is being extremely obnoxious. Every time the car gets into a small pit in the road, the taxi driver says "Fuck!" or "Shit!". The priest is silent. Then they accidentally hit a pothole, and the taxi driver goes "Motherfucker!". Then they hit a crac...

If Roe v Wade is reversed, we are going to have a huge problem on our hands.

No one can pronounce Edaw v Eor correctly.

They say when you’re young, making friends is easy but finding a date is hard. And it’s reversed when you’re older.

Now that I’m older, I can truly say that they were both hard then and even harder now.

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What is the title for a movie about a man who is going to get his vasectomy reversed?

Scrotal Recall!

My professor asked me to give an example of a word whose definition got reversed.

I literally had no answer.

Police patrol in the Outback

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
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I got six minors on my driving test.

I accidentally reversed into a school playground.

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