Tinder hookups are like microwave dinners.

Done in 2 minutes, looks nothing like the picture, but just good enough to make you come back for more when you are desperate and nothing better is available

What do penguins do when they want to hookup?

Net fish and chill

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Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle...

...is for anal.

A black guy and a white girl hookup at a club...

And after a while of dancing and drinks both were getting eager to get under the sheets. They drive back to the girls place and just as the guy was taking out his package, the girl asked "is it true about what they say about black guys?" And he whispered in her ear "you bet it is", he then continued...

A guy and a girl are lying in bed after a hookup.

"Listen," the guy says, "do you have that certificate that says you don't have STDs?"

"Yeah, I do."

"Well you can throw that away"

I feel like I only meet people now using hookup apps

the last time I met a guy in real life
I was out drinking

He told me he was a cop

I found that out when he pulled me over

What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

An American goes to France for business...

...and since he arrived a day early he decides to try golfing for the first time.

After stumbling along the course for an hour he starts to get the hang of it and drives a long ball onto the green. He finally putts the ball into the hole when a few other golfers waiting at the same hole star...

So I saw one of those "Drink for Pink" labels on a bottle of juice...

Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy.

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