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Hookup Jokes

Tinder hookups are like microwave dinners.

Done in 2 minutes, looks nothing like the picture, but just good enough to make you come back for more when you are desperate and nothing better is available

A black guy and a white girl hookup at a club...

And after a while of dancing and drinks both were getting eager to get under the sheets. They drive back to the girls place and just as the guy was taking out his package, the girl asked "is it true about what they say about black guys?" And he whispered in her ear "you bet it is", he then continued...

What do penguins do when they want to hookup?

Net fish and chill

Why is Grindr the official hookup platform of Thanksgiving?

Gobble gobble gobble.

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Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle...

...is for anal.

A guy and a girl are lying in bed after a hookup.

"Listen," the guy says, "do you have that certificate that says you don't have STDs?"

"Yeah, I do."

"Well you can throw that away"

I feel like I only meet people now using hookup apps

the last time I met a guy in real life
I was out drinking

He told me he was a cop

I found that out when he pulled me over

What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

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A man one day hears a buzzing noise from the spare bedroom in his house and when he goes to open the door it's locked. His wife walks out 15 minutes later looking very relaxed and he asks her what that noise was.

She tells him its the new vibrator she bought and its amazing! The next day the ...

I created a new gig-economy app for laundry called Laundr.

Unfortunately, the only thing anyone seems to use it for is washer-dryer hookups.

So I saw one of those "Drink for Pink" labels on a bottle of juice...

Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy.

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