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Computer Nerd Jokes

Did you hear about the computer nerd who was eaten alive by a giant snake?

Now he's programming in python.

The Computer Nerd and His Apprentice

So, I have a story about a wise old computing nerd and his new technological apprentice. He wanted to tell his young child some core life morals, as well as teach about old technology.

The wise man first showed the kid a polaroid camera. The kid quickly took it, and snapped a photo, but was v...

How does a computer nerd ask out a girl?

Wanna see my software turn into a hard drive?



I made up this joke on my own, so if it was already thought of I apologize.

Two computer nerds start arguing about if they have to pronounce it gif or jif.

The argument gets extremely heated and it goes on for hours.

In the end they just decide to have the sandwich with just the jelly.

Why is it hard to make friends with computer nerds?

They are very click-y

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What did the computer nerd say to the other during sex?

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Why was the computer nerd sad that there weren't any barbecues with wifi?

Because there aren't any grills on the internet.

What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.

A Big Fat Geek Wetting.

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I'd been a bit of a shut in computer nerd for a long while before I lost my virginity...

My parents forced me out on a date they arranged. To my surprise I manage to bring her home.

Still, I didn't know the first thing about women, completely clueless.

However, like a good nerd I was prepared. Right before the date I wrote a list of questions about sex on my laptop should...

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