One of the most Charismatic Dudes I know made an Absolutely Lousy Presentation on Photography.
Turns out what I learned in biology still holds true: Fun guys just don't do photo synthesis.
How do hobbit flowers grow?
Frosty the snowman got caught picking his nose
...and he didn't carrot all
Synthesis of these two jokes: [Joke 1](http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/30/80/82/308082e606bbe01cf521a44fc1d1facf.jpg) and [Joke 2](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-enq7MUsd8sQ/Usw-7DQ-oSI/AAAAAAAAW8A/Q_mMpU7km5Y/s1600/carrot+all.jpg)
A foot model was on his way to a competition whilst walking through a forest...
...He passed by a lumberjack who accidentally let go of his axe and ended up dismembering one of the model's precious digits.
Thinking quickly the lumberjack bandaged up the model's foot with some nearby foliage and helped the model limp to his event.
When they got there the on site do...