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Eddie Murphy Jokes

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Which Eddie Murphy stand up is Gordan Ramsey's favorite?

IT'S RAW!

What do you get when you cross Eddie Murphy with Eddie Money?

Two Tickets to America

Eddie Murphy once said a good joke needs two things; proper timing and good execution.

That must be why all the Jeffery Epstein jokes are only half funny.

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Eddie Murphy's joke: the bear and the rabbit

A bear and a rabbit are taking a in the woods.

Bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "No."

So the bear wiped his with the rabbit.


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One Wednesday, a teacher says to her students,

"Whoever can answer this next question correctly can go home for the day." Naturally the entire class sits up and pays attention at the possibility of skipping the whole day, particularly the class nerd.

She slams her hand on the desk for emphasis and says, "How many drops of water are ther...
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