TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
Its name is 80-HD
I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday.
It wasn't a big deal.
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Some Gorillas are getting drunk in the Belgian Congo... (NSFW)
So some gorillas are having some beers and goofing off at the edge of the forest in the Belgian Congo, clowning on each other, doing impressions, etc. one of them looks toward the bordering savanna and notices a lion intently stalking a distant antelope.
“Check out Mr. King of the Jungle ove...
An old man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of wrinkly, dried up lemon rinds...
An old man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of wrinkly, dried up lemon rinds. He sits down and orders a beer from one hell of a beefy, muscled bartender. He takes a shakey sip from his dark, dark beer, puts it back down, and asks about the lemons as old and shriveled as he is.
"We have a ...
A duck walks into a PC repair store...(long)
Just an ordinary day in life, without any sense for anything being unusual about its presence there, the duck waddles up to the counter, looks at the clerk and asks: (duck) do you have breead? (clerk) uh... No. This is a PC repair shop. We don't sell bread. Dejected, the duck waddles back...